Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

I like most stuff.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via nowidontgetit)

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

(via oneddaydreams)

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

(Source: aristoxxcracy, via kissingapirate)

kerycah:

*cough*

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via sylviavdwb)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via vakarian-cameos)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via kissingapirate)